This was passed along to me by a friend, and was emailed to her by a Dane she knows:

"Why are you even having an election at all?

The three candidates are a bitch who is a lawyer;

A lawyer married to a bitch who's a lawyer;

and an ex-fighter pilot who is married to a woman with a huge chest, who owns a brewery."

No contest, indeed.

Enjoy.

28% of PA Republicans declined to vote for Juan McCain.

Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee, hope springs eternal.

Hanoi Jane sez: It's an Obama-nation!

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Enough. As the son of a Viet Nam vet I think it is high time for this dusty old C-U Next Tuesday to shuffle off the reservation.

After all, if she had shot that anti-aircraft gun at a troop transport with my father in it, no me, no mas.

This is why I take *her* continued existence personally.

I'm glad that her box office receipts have plummeted to new and instructive nadirs and her completely explicable irrelevance remains unabated.

At least we were spared her hydroencephalitic spawn with fellow chucklehead Ted "pederast mustache" Turner, since they are such fans of Zero Population Growth. This is one seed we did not need.

Nevertheless, I say to Jane Fonda: 15 doses of OxyContin and a bottle of vodka is a tasty treat I have been told. Please enjoy repeatedly.

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