So much for starting my own dog waxing business...

Especially if a ton (literally, a ton) of people want a finely waxed pooch, I can make some cash.


Make too much and Premire Obama is gonna take it!

Incentive-ize Low Expectations? That Always Works!


You wanted him and you got him. Please enjoy your sacrifice.

15 per cent unemployment? Check.


Double-digit inflation? Check.


$6.00 per gallon gas (on the way)? Check.


Realizing that more than half of all Americans are total suckers? Check-a-roonie!


We will look back on this as the end of the middle of the end.


Obey Obama!